If you’re anything like me – and may the Fates be kind to you if you are – you tend to put things off. I’ve been a master procrastinator my whole life. In school, I became extremely skilled at talking teachers and professors into giving me extensions on papers and tests.
There’s a classic family story about when I was in grade school and was assigned to write a paper on marine mammals. It involved all the typical grade school paper stuff. You know, mostly carefully drawn pictures of animals with a little written information thrown in. Anyway, I missed the deadline, and the teacher gave me an ‘F’ for the assignment. I went home and, with tear-filled eyes, told my mom what happened. She then called my teacher, explaining the reason my paper was late was that I ended up reading the entire encyclopedia that I was using as a reference.
My grade was raised to a B.
So, yeah, I get distracted. Now, what were we talking about?
Ah yes, so you’re a procrastinator as well. Suppose for a moment that you’re tasked with finding entertainment for your company’s holiday party – or for any group or gathering of people, for that matter. (Apparently, your powers of procrastination are well-hidden from those around you. That’s a pretty handy skill, friend.) Do you have something lined up? No? Well, what are you waiting for? Time’s ticking away, you know. Before you know it, November will be here, and your entertainment options will be few and far between. And since we’ve already established that you’re a procrastinator, you’re going to find yourself scrambling to find someone to entertain your guests and the only one who isn’t booked already will be Mr. Bobo’s Balloon Animals. And uh… he’s not very good.
But I, a fellow procrastinator, have a solution for you: You can book Monkey Business Institute for your holiday party entertainment needs. Our experienced improv comedy cast members have performed at hundreds of holiday parties in front of thousands of satisfied customers.
So turn over a new leaf, quit your procrastinating and book us now before our calendar is filled up. You’ll feel good about yourself, having completed your company’s holiday party entertainment seeking duty ahead of schedule. Most importantly – your boss won’t give you an F.
Follow this link to get in touch with our team, and we’ll start planning the most magnificent, rip-roaring holiday party ever.
Talk to you soon!
Posted in: Brad's Corner
Last updated on: October 16, 2018